Chapter 31

Enter by the narrow gate. For the gate is wide and the way is easy that leads to destruction, and those who enter by it are many. For the gate is narrow and the way is hard that leads to life, and those who find it are few. - Matthew 7:13-14

Normally men's toilets at workplaces have more than 3 urinals. So you don't expect some dude to stand behind you while you are busy with your thing. I asked the security guard why he was standing behind me and he went "I came here to check if there's no one before I knock off. It's a routine. I'm waiting for you to finish so I can do my work and write a report before I leave". I understood he was only doing his job but it was kinda creepy for him to stand behind me like that. It was like he wanted to see my dick. In this age of gays and lesbians you will never know hey. I left the loo after doing number one. When I got to my desk I noticed Zama had left. I found a notice on my desk. It was written "what did you do to me? I can't stop thinking about you. Last night I dreamed about you chowing me until the morning. Did you give me some muti?". Lol her dream was probably motivated by the conversation I had with Maureen. She was probably asking herself if there was something wrong with her. If I were a girl I'd also ask myself same question if a guy's dick faint to kick-start. I took my laptop and headed to my car. My phone rang and it was Ntombi. She was asking if she could come over. I almost laughed because I was under the impression she was mad with me after what happened over the weekend. I told her I was not available ans she hung up. Immediately after Ntombi's call Lebogang called me. She told me she was thinking of me and I said thanks. She was like "is that all you gonna say?". I told her I was driving and couldn't talk. I promised to call her later.

I started by driving to my place first. I took clothes to wear to work the following day. I drove to Maureen's place. After 20 minutes I called to tell her I was at her gate. She was like "damn, you know I really forgot you were coming. Give me 20 minutes...I'll be there". You see what I hate about women. If it was me forgetting she was coming it was going to be a big issue. She would probably give me silent treatment for 10 days. 20 minutes passed and there was no sign of Maureen. I was getting irritated and impatient. I called and she told me she was on her way. I could tell from her voice she wasn't comfortable wherever she was. I asked if she was ok and she said yes. She asked for another 20 minutes. There's nothing frustrating like waiting for a person for over 30 minutes. 20 minutes lapsed and I called again. Her phone was off. I left a voicemail "please stopping behaving like a kid. You have grey hair between your legs Maureen. I hate it when you are doing this to me. Nxa". I was pissed. I drove to my place under the influence of anger. The way I was so angry I even drove on the wrong side of the road. The next thing I heard sirens of traffic cops behind me. I pulled over on the side of the road. The traffic cop came and I opened the window. I was happy it was a woman. As expected she had a huge ass. Sometimes I think the huge ass is part of their uniform. She was like "abuti why are you driving masepa so? Do you wanna cause an accident". I went "I'm driving like this because of a woman. The world was a better place until God created Eve. Why are women like this huh? Why? Why?". She was like "eh, mos wena o tshwere ke stress. Get out of the car". I think she couldn't see me cleared when I was inside the car. When I stepped out she almost fell. I didn't know if she heard herself when she said "Wow wow". I was like "wow what?". Instead of checking my drivers licence or car she zoomed me from head to toe. She was like "what kind of stupid woman stresses a man like you when some of us are looking for men? You know what, next time don't drive like that neh. Take my number in case you need some escorting next time you are stressed". Lol my looks saved me again. I took her number and left. I didn't even ask for her same, I saved her number as Big Ass Cop.

I think the short conversation I had with the cop helped me calm down after I was stood up by Maureen. When I got to my place I switched on the TV and watched Scandal. I'm a big fan of Dintle. I think she's beautiful and has a body to die for. I would chow her all night long. Thinking of chowing made me kinda long for sex, good sex. After the Zama scenario and being stood up by Maureen I felt like having good sex with someone. I regretted telling Ntombi I was not available. I thought of calling her but my ancestors told me "high risk". Lebo called me to ask if I was still going to call her. I had forgotten I promised to call. I told her I was still busy but now done. She went "my cousin is not here and I'm bored. I feel like I know nobody in this world". We actually talked for over 30 minutes. She was intelligent. I didn't expect her to say some things she was saying. Kids these days are very intelligent, thanks to Google. For some reason I don't know our topic turned to sex. She was like "you know the day I went to cinema, I found myself fingering myself while watching the movie. I was thinking of you and my pussy got wet. You are so hot and any girl would love to have a man like you. I know I'm a school girl but I'm mature then you think". The thought of her fingering herself made Rhu-Rhu erect. She was a kid but a very sexy and hot kid. I went "I was horny when I dropped you but you are still a kid. I'll feel guilty after sleeping with you". She was like "come to my place now...you'll find me naked". She hung up.

My dick was harder than my forehead. My phone beeped and it was a Whatsapp message. It was Lebogang, she sent me a picture of her naked body. She wrote "you can come see it live yourself. Tell the security guards you are going to number 12. They'll open for you". I sat for 5 minutes thinking of what to do next. I was like "ag fuck, she's over 16. It's not like it's illegal to do a girl her age". I took a pack of condoms and my car keys. There was no way I was going to chow a kid without condoms. I learnt a lesson with the Cynthia situation. Once bitten twice shy. When I got to the car I said a short prayer "God, Matthew 6:14 says 'For if you forgive men when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you'. Well God, I forgive everyone who sinned against me. Please forgive me for what I'm about to do. I know you are a forgiving God". I drove to Lebo's place. I was playing Leona Lewis - Forgiveness on my way to the kid's place. When I got to her complex I told the guard who I was and where I was going. They asked me to sign in. I always wonder what they do with our names, ID numbers and cell number. They directed me where to park. After parking I took my condoms and headed to number 12. The way I was so horny I couldn't even walk properly. I stood next to the door at number 12. I hesitated for couple of seconds. Before I could knock my phone rang. It was a 012- number. I answered and it was Maureen. She went "Rhu, I'm in Lyttelton police station. My lawyer is out of town. Please get me any lawyer and quickly come to the police station. Make it snappy and please don't disappoint".

I looked at the door...then my phone. I was like ......ah...

THE END

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LETTERS SECTION

Dear Rhu

I know we normally direct letters to Shaz but this one is directed to Rhu and his male friends. I am a 25 year old girl who turned lesbian last year. I have dated 5 men in my life and all of they were male whores. They dated my friends and one of them had a thing with my sister. I have a very fragile heart and I would cry at night. The worst part was they didn't even hide their cheating ways. I turned lesbian because I was tired of being hurt. Now my question, do you know the effect your heartless cheating ways have on us? Do you know how hard it is to fix a broken heart? How do you sleep at night knowing you hurt someone? I hate men.

Bye bye

Shambola