Chapter 28

And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit - Ephesians 5:18

Do not do 'secret' stuff at the mall near your place. Chances are you will bump into someone who knows you. No guy my age wanna be seen with a little kid at a mall or any public place for that matter. The girl who called me a player was Masego, the very same girl who called me a relationship breaker. I was like "excuse me!!!". She went "yes you are a player". Girls have this habit of calling guys they fucked players. If I was a player then she was a field. She was the one who invited me to chow her after all. And the more they call you a player is the more it's easier to chow them. I've been called many things before by girls and the very same girls say "come in" when Rhu-Rhu knocks. I looked at her and went "oh it's you. I thought it was somebody important. And oh yes, I am a player....a soccer player". She went "mxm you think you are all that neh. You are just some moron who has brains between his legs". I don't even know why she was saying all those thing because I had done nothing wrong to her. We had sex and because of her negligence her boyfriend found out. I don't know why girls do that. If she is caught cheating and the guy forgives her...she'll pretend to hate the guy she rode just to massage her guilt. I was not shaken by her little stupid stunts. The kid next to me went "babe, can we leave this old gogo with phuza face alone? I see she's bored". High School kids can be mean when they want lol.

We walked to the car. I asked the little girl for her name. I can't believe I spent time with that kid without knowing her name. She said her name was Lebogang and she was Cynthia's classmate. No wonder she wanted my dick. Most Lebo/Lebogang/Lebohang are fans of dicks, ke difebenyana. I asked if her parents won't be angry because she out at night. She was like "it's just me and my cousin at my place. My parents only come home month end. My dad works in Durban and mommy is there with her. I'm moving to Durban next year". I asked where her cousin was and she went "oho that one, she's probably in Joburg at her boyfriend's place. So I'm all alone". I kinda felt bad, many kids go thru that. Imagine a high school kid staying all alone while her cousin who was supposed to guard her was out being chowed. No wonder she was falling for an older guy, she was lonely and needed some love and attention. I asked her about boyfriends and she went "I broke up with him last month. He wanted to sleep with me and I was not ready. I'm still virgin and I was not ready to be intimate with him. But I am ready to have sex now". WTF, she was literally hinting she wanted to have sex with me. There was no way I was going to chow a high school. I am the dog when coming to sex but I wasn't going to chow her. My dick was so big it struggled to enter a mother of 2 Eve's vagina. Just imagine what it would do to Lebogang? It would probably rearrange her pussy and she wouldn't be able to walk for a month. Damn, it would feel like eating Cerelac. When we got to her gate she tried to kiss me and I told her to leave. She asked me to walk her in and I said I was in a hurry. She left disappointed.

Some guys would have taken the opportunity to deflower a virgin. The thing is sometimes you have to think like a brother, uncle and father. I couldn't stop thinking about another Venda dude doing my 17 year old little sister or favourite cousin, I'd literally kill him with my bare hands. I drove back to my place with a heavy heart. She called me when I got home to thank me for good time. I asked what good time and she said "you gave me money to go to cinema. I made moves on you and rejected me probably because of my age. Other guys would have taken advantage of me. You are a special guy. When I grow up I wanna have a boyfriend like you. Your woman is very lucky". Girls only see what they want to see at the moment they want to see it. She was the very same girl that saw Eve naked on top of me. But because I showed her a good side her heart longed for, in her eyes I was a good man. My good deeds cancelled the bad Rhu. This is one of the reasons women keep falling for wrong guys. They see one good thing and paint a good picture of the guy out of it. I told her she should tell me whenever she needed anything. I wanted to brother-zone her. With her parents far away and cousin all over the world, she probably needed a grown-up-figure in her life. I took out my laptop and started preparing for work the following day. After a sexbusy weekend I had forgotten about one thing that put bread on my table. Maureen called me. She sounded so happy. She went "how was your weekend big boy? Hope you didn't get naught in my absence". Mxm bloody sugar mama. She probably got chowed the whole weekend in Bela Bela but she didn't want me to get naughty. She continued "I just called to say good night to you and the soldier between your legs. Tell him I say 'Amandla'". Mxm not funny.

I shut down my laptop around 1am and slept like a baby. I woke feeling new the following day. We all hate Monday but I felt good that Monday. I bathed and wore a black suit with a pink shirt. I just wanted to dress for the job I wanted. I looked in the mirror and saw a model material. I whispered to myself "no wonder you drive women crazy. No wonder you turn their punanis into dams. Uyababa my boy". Lol I smiled. I got to work before 7. I'm very productive in the mornings. Around 12:00 my boss called me to the boardroom. Zama Grootboom was also called. Remember Zama right? The Xhosa PA from Port Elizabeth in Eastern Cape province. My boss went "Rhulani, you are one of my trusted employees in this company. I was supposed to drive to Polokwane tonight for an early morning meeting tomorrow. Due to family responsibilities I can't. You are going on my behalf. Zama will go with you to take minutes. Everything has been organised, the hotel and staff. Use your own car and we'll pay you". I honestly didn't wanna go but didn't wanna disappoint my boss. I agreed. Zama was so happy. She went "I have never been to Limpompo. I'm so happy". My boss reminded us it was not a social holiday. He briefed us about the client we were supposed to meet. After the brief he released us to go prepare for the long trip. I went to my place first to pack few clothes and toiletry. I drove Zama to her place to do the same and after that we were on N1 north. My AMG was a beast on the road. We were in Plk within 2 hours. They had booked us at Garden Court hotel. We were booked in seperate rooms which was cool with me. I didn't wanna mix work with pleasure. We had a little session in her room to prepare for the following day's meeting. After the session I headed to my room. I took a bath and after that I lay on the bed naked. Around 8pm someone knocked. I didn't have time to get dressed. I just wrapped myself with a towel and went to open the door. It was Zama in the shortest skirt off ever. She had a half-empty wine in her hand. She was like "hope you don't mind". I let her in and she sat on the bed. She looked tipsy if not drunk. I told her I was going to get dressed in the bathroom.

Before I could move she pulled my towel and .....

THE END

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LETTERS SECTION

Dear Mrs...

I have been dating Oum Piet for a month now and kusweet ne Aloe! He satisfies me sexually but the problem is that he does'nt want a BJ and I think maybe that bitch he was dating wamudla ngamazinyo now I'm worried my old man is missing into ezimandi. How do I convince him that I won't bite?

Yours in writing

Frustrated Proffessional Sucker

Chapter 27

I told you that you would die in your sins, for unless you believe that I am he you will die in your sins. - John 8:24

I literally froze. She had Ntombi's 'clothes' in her hand. I thought of running but remembered I was at my place. Just imagine running away from your place. Where are you gonna run to? She looked me straight in the eyes and asked "are you deaf? Answer me please. What is this?". I didn't know what to say. If it was just the undie it would be easy to defend it. I doubt she knew all Ntombi's undies. I looked at the floor to show I didn't have an answer for her. I can imagine how she felt at that moment. Just imagine discovering the guy chowing you is also shagging your daughter. I don't know about white and coloured people, us black people see it as some sort of a taboo. Yes you can chow sisters but a mother and daughter is a no-no. What will happen if the daughter falls pregnant? The baby will have many titles. She was like "is this how you roll boy? Are you sleeping with my daughter? Was she here? Was she fucken here? Answer me now before I do something I will regret. I decided to come out clean. I said "yes she was here and I had sex with her". Eve threw the t-shirt on my face. Before I could do anything she was right in front of me. I wanted to explain how it happened but the next my face was a stage of multiple punches and slaps. I tried to defend myself and the more I did that was the more she fuelled her punches. She stopped and went "how could you? She's just a high school kid. How could you sleep with such a little kid?". Shit, it was quite obvious she thought I slept with Cynthia. But she didn't wanna give me a chance to explain. Maybe Ntombi was wearing her little sister's clothes.  I decided to run for my dear life.

When I got to the car my phone rang. It was Eve. I answered and she told me if I don't come back she'll burn the whole place down. I loved my life more than anything. Further and other possession could be easily replace. But hey, you only live once. I think she wanted to follow me but pride didn't allow her. Just imagine a gogo running after a boy young enough to be her daughter. I called Ntombi and explained everything to her. I wanted to lie but couldn't find an angle. I went "please don't ask many questions. I am in deep shit. Your mom found your clothes in my bedroom and the beat the hell out of me. She thinks those things belong to your little sister. She thinks I slept with your little sister. Please talk to her before she burns my place down. I don't trust that woman. I've never seen her like that". Instead of promising to help me the bitch hung up. I drove around Centurion not knowing what to do or where to go. I just wanted to be away from Eve. After what looked like a lifetime Ntombi called. She went "you can go back to your place. I sorted the misunderstanding with my mom. I don't ever wanna see you again. You played me and my mom at the same time. Hope it makes you sleep better at night. Have a happy life".

You see why I say women think ka reverse? I don't remember asking her out but in her mind I was her boyfriend. I didn't play her, she played herself. If you give your body to a guy on a silver platter, do not blame him when things don't go your way. The best way to make a woman come back is to remain silent when she 'dumps' you. Let her throw her tantrums and when she's done don't say anything. She'll come back. Niggers who play Mr Nice Guy and always beg girls are the ones who end up with broken hearts. I immediately made a U-turn and drove to my place. I was happy Eve left. The first thing I did when I got to my place was to check if everything was the way I left it. I didn't feel like doing anything, I just switched on my TV and watched animals on Animal Planet.  Nature makes one feel better sometimes. Ntombi called to tell me she's coming to fetch her stuff. I was under the impression that her mom took those things. I told her it's cool. She called to tell she was at the gate. I told her to tell the guards to open for her. Within few minutes she knocked at my door. Lol she wasn't alone, she was with some guy she introduced as her 'bae'. Nigger looked more like her uncle than the so-called bae. He was wearing Brentwood and Omega sandals. Like who the fuck wears those things in 2015? When I shook his hand it was like I was touching a stone. I felt like I was watching Mokgonyana Mmatswale. She was like "I came to fetch my things. Please put them in a plastic". I doubt the guy was her boyfriend. Why would she bring a BF to come fetch her undies. I went to the bedroom and fetched her undie. I was like "here you go. Don't go around leaving your underwear all over the world. It's unladylike.

She took her so-called boyfriend and left. I was happy the Eve family was out of my life, possibly for good. My phone rang with a number I didn't know. Damn, It was one person I didn't wish to talk to, Mercy. She sounded so happy. She was like "hello. Hope I'm not disturbing you. I just called to tell you I have a new man. I'm sorry for hurting you, it wasn't my intention. You pushed me. I'll understand if you move on". Ha ha ha ha ha ha she made my week. I told her "I understand. It's life and I'll be strong". I pretended as f I was hurt. I decided to call KG after Mercy's call. I wasn't expecting him to pick up after what happened. I was just taking chances. To my surprise, I heard "hello, Masego speaking". Shit, KG and Masego smoked peace pipe. I told her it's Rhu and I wanted to talk to KG. She went "please leave my man alone. He doesn't talk to people who go around breaking other people's relationships". Eh it was clear it wasn't my day. Everything I touched didn't go well. At around 18h00 the chick I dropped at Cinema called to tell me to fetch her. She probably watched 2 movies. I honoured my promise and went to fetch her. I told her to wait at the parking lot and she said it was not safe. She asked me to fetch her at the escalators next to CNA. I didn't wanna argue with her. Arguing with school kids is just a useless exercise nje. I parked at the parking the side of Pep and Ackermans. I found her waiting for me. She was all smiles like a chick after being fucked well.

As we were walking to the car a voice behind me went "Rhulani, the player....."

THE END

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LETTERS SECTION

Dear Shaz

Is there a good man out there who does not cheat? I'm 28 and dated 9 girls in the past 8 years. I broke up with all of them because of cheating. I have dated from church, work, social media etc and all of them cheated on me. I only slept with one of them, my first boyfriend. When he broke my heart I swore I would never sleep with a guy until I was sure he was the one. Pity all of them cheat within 6 months of dating. I am lonely now and want to be loved but I don't want someone who'll rush me into having sex and cheat on me afterwards. Do good men still exist?

Thanks

Duduzile, Tembisa

Chapter 26

If my people who are called by my name humble themselves, and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and heal their land - 2 Chronicles 7:14

That was the most awkward moment I have ever experienced. It was like the more I asked Eve to stop I was pouring paraffin on fire. She seemed like a prostitute who was off work for over a month. One of the girls took a picture or video with her phone. We live in an era where people are forever ready to capture any moment. Smart phones aint loyal I'm telling you. Eve jumped from the couch like she was Rey Mysterio. It was not a laughing matter but I secretly laughed. She couldn't even find her clothes the way she was in 6s and 9s. She grabbed a cushion from my couch and covered her liabilities. When you are over 40 your pussy aint an asset anymore, it's a liability. Without looking at the girls she ran to the bedroom and locked herself. It was both embarrassing and funny. I wished I had captured it on my phone too. The little rascals recorded everything. As soon as Eve locked herself in the bedroom I went to lock the main door. I turned to the little rascals and told them to hand me their phones. The one I charmed earlier handed me hers without a fight and I deleted Maureen's video and pictures. The other one tried to argue and I said "voetsek, ke tla o trappa wa nyela nou. Give me your damn phone". Eventually she gave me a phone and I deleted everything related to Maureen. I even found my naked picture in there and I deleted it.

I was acting all angry and the little one looked very terrified of everything. The older one was like "no wonder Cynthia sleeps with teachers at school. She learnt her bitchness from her mom. I can't believe the woman I respected and admired all my life is a bitch that sleeps with guys young to be her sons. I'm disappointed in her". I looked at her and told her to shut up. She little one told me she wanted to leave. I decided to drive them home. I wanted to find a way to silence them. I was doing it to save Cynthia. I knew high school girls were the most ruthless people on earth. If you survived high school you can survive anywhere on earth. I dropped the older one first because her complex wasn't very far. The little one stayed in Lyttelton and was visiting the older one. Because there was a free lift she decided to go home. Before the older one left I handed her a R200 (approx $20) note. She appeared to be so happy. I was like "you don't tell anyone about what you saw neh. Be a good girl and more notes will come flowing". She went "my lips are sealed. And please drop my friend at her place. Don't turn her into a younger version of Cynthia's mom kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa". She ran into the complex and the small one directed me to her place. When we got to the gate she was like "do you mind to take me to KFC? I wanna buy Zinger Wings". I wanted to say no but remembered I was not in a position to say that. She was like "I wanna go fetch money first. I don't have cash with me". I told her I'll give her money but she insisted on going to her place to take her own money.

I waited for over 15 minutes and I was getting impatient. I remembered I had her number. I called her and she said she was still in the bathroom. Why do women love the bathroom mare? Oh I know, the mirror in the bathroom. Chicks love mirrors more than their boyfriends. I waited for another 15 minutes and I was like "fuck, this kid is not serious. I'm leaving". Just as I was about to start the engine, she appeared from the gate. OMG, WTF OH nohh....she was wearing the shortest dress ever and high heels. She looked like someone who was working. That high school image had vanished. She even had her hair done well. How does one do that in less than 60 minutes? She looked like a Hollywood movie star. It was like she was going to the Oscars. She opened the door and got in. She went "I'm sorry I delayed you...it's a girl thing". When she sat her dress revealed her juicy thighs and I almost came on myself. Call it mental masturbation. I know girls love looking beautiful all the time but who on earth rocks a beautiful dress and heels to go to buy wings? I mean, at KFC nogal? I was like "you look....you look gorgeous. Which KFC are we going to?". She smiled and thanked me. She was like "no we are not going to KFC, we are going to catch a movie". See why I hate small kids? They think life is some Candy Crush they can play whenever they are bored. I told her there was no way on earth I was going to cinema with her. She didn't argue, she just went "ok, it's fine".

She got out of the car. I felt bad. She was the one who saved me from the monster Cynthia. She had manners because she didn't even argue with me. I called her to come back into the car and she came back running. I was like "you are a good kid and you have manners. I would hate to disappoint you. I'm not dressed for a 'date' like you, we can't go to a movie with me looking like this. How about I drop you at cinema and I'll come fetch you after the movie? I'll pay for everything. You can take a friend with if you want". She nodded. I could see she was not happy but she settled for what I offered. I asked if she's gonna take the girl she was with earlier and she said "big noo. That one is just like Cynthia. They are always up to no good. I'll just go alone as long as you promise to come fetch me after the movie". Wow she was such a good girl. I dropped her at Centurion Mall and gave her R300 (approx $30). She thanked me and walked away. I watched her via the mirror and if she was a bit older I'd have made her my dinner that day. She had a beautiful body and knew how to walk heels. I remembered I left Eve at my place and I had been gone for too long. She was probably fuming. I drove back to my place. When I got to my complex her car was still there. I parked and walked to my house. When I got in I called her name and she responded from the bedroom. She was standing by the window with her back facing me. She turned around.

Oh fuck...what she had in her hand almost made me faint....

THE END

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Dear Ms Letsoalo

I am a side chick to a guy who is 13 years older than me. He does everything for me and my daughter. He even wrote a letter to my parents to ask for my hand in marriage. He is willing to dump his girlfriend of 9 years for me and my daughter. The problem is he won't give me money monthly. He'll ask me to write down what i need for the month and sometimes I just say am fine whereas i want him to give me money not buy what i need. What can I do for him to give me money?

Yours Sincerely

Ms Mnisi

Chapter 25

The LORD detests lying lips, but he delights in men who are truthful- Proverbs 12:22

She touched my cock and I felt blood running fast to my lower body. I told her we shouldn't do anything because we didn't have condoms. She was like "relax, I don't wanna have sex with you. What's wrong with you today? It's like you are running away from me. Is everything ok?". I told her I was ok but didn't wanna do anything reckless. I love sex and that is a fact. But there are some situations where one needs to think of the consequences. She was down on her knees like a man about to propose. Before I could say anything she had my dick in her mouth sucking it like it had custard. I wanted to tell her to stop but the sensation was too nice to dismiss. I found myself holding my ears not knowing what to do. A BJ from a girl with big lips is every guy's dream. She didn't only suck my dick, she licked my balls and I almost called my grandmother's dog Tsotsoma. I wonder how balls taste because it seems girls enjoy licking them. In my next lifetime I wanna be a girl so I can lick balls lol. She did something that I have never experienced before. I have heard guys talking about it but I personally never thought I'd find it sexually yummy. Some of the guys told me they actually beg girls to do it to them. You wanna know what she did? She stuffed her middle finger in my ass. I don't know how to describe how that made me feel. What I can say is I will never let any girl do that to me. Dear gays, how do you do it?

After the BJ session and ass-act I lay on my bed thanking my ancestors for the BJ. Ntombi got dressed and told me she was leaving. I got dressed and accompanied her to the car. She was like "I left my top and g-string neh. I better find them when I come back or else I'll cut some bitch's nose". I just don't get why girls make a habit of leaving their clothes at a guy's space. A mere t-shirt won't stop a guy from cheating if he wanna cheat. I told her I didn't have enough space in my closet and she was like "put them on the couch. It's fine with me". As soon as she left I called the little rascal. Her phone rang unanswered. I called again and she didn't pick up. She sent me an mms. It was a picture of me naked. I looked very drunk and high on the picture. She wrote "I can't walk. Your big cock tore my vagina. I was virgin until you raped me. Please stop harassing me with endless calls. You know what you are supposed to do". The little rascal was making my life a living hell. If I had means I'd have killed her that day. Responding would be a risky business because I didn't know what she was planning. I called and she picked up. I told her I had the money with me but didn't know how to deliver it. She told me she'd send someone to fetch it at my place. Before I could ask who she was gonna send she hung up.

I drove to the ATM to withdraw money. I just wanted to get the little rascal out of my life. After withdrawing the moola I went back to my place. I felt some little pain in my ass. It was probably because of the fingering I got from Ntombi. I really don't get how gays do it without complaining about the pain. Within 20 minutes the rascal called me to tell the person who came to fetch money was at the gate. I called the security guards and told them to direct whoever was there to my house. I heard a knock on the door and I knew who it was. I put my voice recorder on and opened the door. I expected one person but there were 2 girls. They looked Cynthia's age but the other one looked a bit older. They were both yellow bones. They got in and I greeted them. I didn't even ask for their names. I asked them if they knew what they were there for and the older looking one told me to fetch Cynthia's money. I asked them where they stayed and they said some complex not far the Spar at Jean Avenue. I went to the bedroom to fetch money and I heard them talking about how hot I was. The younger looking one was like "chomi, I think I'm wet. This nigger is so hot. Nna I'm gonna tell him the truth. Maybe I'll score some points. Cynthia can't lie to this hunk ooooh I'm wet". I don't know if she wasn't aware her whispers weren't really silent. It was obvious I was being played and I decided to unearth the truth.

When I went back to where the girls were they acted as if they were cooking some plot. I asked if they would some drinks and the older one said wine would do. Luckily I had some wine and I poured them. I'm a very good judge of character and I could see those chicks were in the little rascal's league. They downed the first round quicker than I expected. I poured them another round. The aim was to get them drunk and milk information from them. The older one kept looking at me like she was expecting me to undress and chow her on the spot. She asked for the bathroom and I almost laughed. She was probably going to masturbate or something. I'm hot and I know it. It was my chance to interrogate the little one. I think she was getting tipsy. I started by complimenting her looks and she thanked me. I asked her if she knew what the money was for. She went "I am a Christian and won't lie. See for yourself". She showed me her phone. They had a Whatsapp group chat named 'Bitches-R-Us'. Cynthia told them how she saw me and her sister fucking. So she decided to punish me the following morning for making her horny the whole night. So she decided to lie that I slept with her in order to milk some quick cash from me. I quickly emailed the conversation to me. I was so happy I didn't chow the little rascal. At the same time I was impressed by her way of thinking. I thanked her for being sweet to me and promised to take her out for lunch soon. She gave me her number. I promised to give her money if she deleted my pictures from the rascal's phone. The smile on her face was priceless. I'm sure she reached orgasm right there. The one in the loo called her friend to come check something. Some people lack manners straight. How do you hold a meeting in the toilet of a stranger? I could hear them laughing from the toilet and I got a bit worried. While they were in there someone knocked. I wasn't expecting anyone but I just went "come in if you are sexy". I knew it was probably someone from within the complex because I didn't receive a call from security guard. Shit, Eve walked in. Before I could even say hello she took off her skirt. I wanted to tell her to get dressed but she didn't even wanna listen. She threw me to the couch and the next thing I heard....

"Cynthia's mom? What the hell....."

THE END

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LETTERS SECTION

Dear Sharon

I am a 30 years old guy. How do I tell my girlfriend is faking orgasm?

Regards

Lassy M

Chapter 24

But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control; against such things there is no law - Galatians 5:22-23

Making a girl pregnant is not a train smash. It happens all the time these days. But getting a high school kid pregnant is another problem. She wasn't just a high school kid, she was a little sister to a girl I was seemingly chowing and a daughter to a sugar mama I was entertaining behind closed doors. What surprised was how casual she was about the whole thing. She mentioned morning after pill as if it was some kind of a sweet. I was like "hey little rascal. Come back here". Instead of coming back she ran to the house. You see why I prefer the mature species? Kids don't take life seriously. She was potentially pregnant and to her it was just some stupid game. I ignited the engine and headed back to my place. On my way I received an sms from the little rascal reminding me of money for morning after pill. I was in fact confused. Ntombi's comments earlier made me think she was the one I chowed. On the other hand the little rascal claimed I had unsafe sex with her. I didn't remember anything about me chowing 2 different girls. Ja alcohol and weed aint loyal. I decided to send her money for morning after pills. I sent her R150 and sent her an sms "you better go buy those morning after pills because I don't want your baby". As soon as I parked my car I received a call from a private number. I ignored it and the person called again. Shit it was the little rascal. I thought she wanted to thank me for the moola but she dropped something I didn't expect. She went "what am I gonna do with R150? I'm not some village girl you can fool my boy. I want R1500". I told her to go to hell because I was not going to send her what she demanded. She was like "ok suit yourself. Let's see what the cops and Eve will say when I tell them you raped me. Your sms about morning after pills is evidence enough to get you locked for raping a high school girl. Good bye". She hung up.

Shit I felt my head spinning on the spot. I sat in the car not knowing what to do. I felt like the world was coming to the end. Where the fuck did the girl her age get those kind of ideas? Her family messed up her mind. There was no way I was going to prison for something I was not sure I did. Sending her money would cement her evidence. She'd probably tell them I was trying to buy her or something. I had to think fast. While I was still thinking Eve called me. There was no way on earth I was going to answer her call. She called about 7 times and I ignored all calls. That little rascal had probably told her mom what I did. Within couple of seconds I received an sms from Eve. It read "hi Scoobie. Can I come to your place tonight? I need some Tsonga loving. #wink". Oh shit, I was scared for no reason. She wanted a dick. That family was addicted to me. Imagine a mother and 2 daughters sleeping on my bed in a space of 24 hours. I felt like a skhokho. I called Eve back and told her my phone was in the car. She said "hey Scooby. I was just thinking of you and the things you can do to me. I'm at your place tonight and I aint taking no for an answer". I told her I was still in Soshanguve but would talk later. She said cool and hung up. I called the little rascal and told her I'd give her the money in person. She was like "good boy. Could you please come back before my mom comes back? I think I'm horny and could do with some Shangaan dick". I hung up immediately. I was dealing with a family of psexchos.

I decided not to go to the rascal's house immediately. I still had Ntombi to entertain at my house. When I got to the house she asked why I took time and I told her I was driving slow. She was like "you know I've been thinking. It's not good for a man to stay alone. Maybe I should move in with you". Fact, Eve's family suffered from a condition called Rhulantitis. I told her we weren't even dating and it would be wrong for her to stay with me. I told her vat n sit was not allowed in my culture. She was like "no I'm not imposing marriage or dating on you. I just feel like we are connecting nje. It would be better if we connected at close range. I'm not into long term relationships but I see something in you. I promise I won't be pain in your ass. I have my own money and you won't stress about anything. Oh, and last night we didn't condomise. Should I buy morning after pill or what?". I decided at that stage that quitting booze and weed would be the best decision ever. Both sisters claimed I slept with them and I knew nothing about it. I felt weak and stupid. I endangered my health in a way. I told her she should go buy morning after pills and she seemed disappointed. Imaging fathering a daughter with one of Eve's daughters. The little kid would run after any dark Shangaan guy she bumps into. I told her we can't make the baby at that early stage of getting to know each other. She nodded and kissed me lightly.

To be honest, I wanted to tell her to leave but I didn't know how to. It was Sunday and I wanted to have my me time. She was still wearing my shirt and I couldn't run away from the fact that she was sexy. My dick was still traumatised by the facts that I possibly impregnated 2 sisters in one night. Instead of telling me she was leaving she asked if we could go catch a movie at Centurion Mall. I told her I wasn't in a mood for movies. She was starting to behave like a girlfriend and I didn't like it. Part of me wanted a serious normal relationship but there was no way I was going to fall for Eve's daughter. I told her I was going to take a bath and she followed me. Actually, what I wanted to do was to lie in the bathtub for an hour or so. I just wanted some Rhu time. She was like "I know you don't have condoms in the house, so we won't do anything. I just wanna look at you". True to her words, she didn't even try to seduce me. We lay in warm water for about 30 minutes. My dick was at its best behaviour. After the water affair we both went to the bedroom. She asked me for any t-shirt or sweater to wear. I gave her my Barcelona t-shirt. Yes I'm a big fan of Barca and believe Messi is better than CR7. We were both naked but my dick was sleeping.

Ntombi went down on her knees and...

THE END

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Hi Shazie

My name is Lerato from Mamelodi. I am dark in complexion and it never bothered me until recently. Whenever I'm out with my yellow bone friends guys choose them over me. I'm even thinking of bleaching my skin. My question goes to your male readers. What is so special about light-skinned girls?

Regards

Lerato.

Chapter 23

"Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body" - 1   Corinthians 6:18

When you smoke dagga at night you don't wanna be disturbed. I'm not a regular zol smoker but I always made sure I had some in the house. I find dagga healthier than most drugs we buy at pharmacies. I turned around to check what touched me. Mxm I was probably getting high, it was a curtain. I looked at myself and laughed. When you smoke dagga laughing at yourself is a norm. After smoking I went straight to the couch to sleep. It's very uncomfortable to sleep on the coach when you are talk like me. I tried but couldn't. So I decided to go to the bedroom. I knew the 'Eve Girls' couldn't hear me because they were very drunk. It was dark and I decided not to switch on the light. I knew my way around the house. With the cat's technique, I swung in and slept between the girls. I didn't know who's who because it was very dark. They were almost the same size anyway. I was in my trunks only and using my hands I could feel the girls were naked. I don't know why but it seems most girls prefer to sleep naked when drunk.

Within 5 minutes I felt like committing suicide. The girls were snoring like they were diesel Isuzu bakkies. You'd swear they were competing to win an award for snoring. I put my hand on the mouth of the one on my right and her snoring fainted. I did the same with the other girl and it had the same effect. It was like1994 to me, Freedom Day of sleeping. I'm not used to sleeping on my back or belly, I prefer to sleep on my side. So I turned around and slept on my side. Within a couple of minutes one girl moved closer and her naked bum was right on my dick. I didn't know whether it was by design or not. I felt my dick going vavavuum with couple of seconds. Ask any guy, the warmth of a fine ass will make any dick go gaga, especially in bed. My dick went very hard but I decided to remain unmoved. Then I felt a hand Googling my body. It was at that stage that I knew whoever it was wanted something from me. I slowly took off my trunks and went closer. She bent her bum to give me access from behind. I used my hand to feel the breasts. Shit, both Ntombi and Cynthia had almost the same size of breast. "Shit, but anyway....it don't care who's who. They both have punanis mos" .....I thought to myself. When my dick is hard it can smell a pussy from miles away. It went straight to the hole. WTF, the chick was so wet you'd swear she was having a foreplay in her dreams. I slowly went in and out with my hand playing on her twins. She was too careful not to make noise. She was screaming in silent whispers and it drove me crazy. I pressed a bit harder and I felt her body vibrating. She almost screamed and I put my hand on her mouth. I didn't want her to wake the other sister. It was at that stage that Bafana Bafana crossed the border and invaded her inner pussy. If my sperms were real Bafana Bafana we'd be the greatest soccer nation in Africa.

After coming my dick remained in her pussy for a couple of minutes. Having sex under the influence of dagga highness is the best thing ever, especially if you do it in the dark. I felt like I was sleeping with a stranger. I don't remember what happened afterwards. I think I passed out. In the morning I found myself sleeping on the edge of my bed. Ntombi was in the middle and the little rascal on the other side. I don't even remember how we got to change sides. I did remember the sex part but did not know which girl I chowed. I got out of the bed and put on my trackpants. Luckily both of them were still in lala land. They didn't hear me wake up. I sat on my couch and switched on the tv. I tuned on channel 403 to watch news. I was hoping they would show the girl I slept with last night ha ha ha ha kidding. Within 20 minutes Ntombi appeared from my bedroom wearing nothing but my buttoned shirt only. I find it very sexy when a girl is wearing my shirt in the morning. It reminded me of some scene on the old Generations when Ntombi Khumalo was wearing Sibusiso Dlomo's shirt in the morning. Rhu-Rhu loved it. Maybe it was a 'Ntombi' thing. She greeted me with a kiss on my cheek and sat on my lap. I think my dick is not normal, it reacted whenever my body came to a contact with a female skin. She went "I had fun last night hey. You are such a naughty boy Rhu....". I got a relief, it was quite obvious the girl I chowed last night was Ntombi. It was a good thing I didn't chow the little rascal. Imagine if I had chowed her and she fell pregnant. Eve would eat me alive.

"What fun did you have last night sis?", Cynthia asked as she appeared from my bedroom wearing nothing but my buttoned shirt only. Some families need prayers. Only if I had contact details of Pastor Chris, TB Joshua and Prophet Mbhoro. Actually, they needed a prayer from Pastor Lesego of the grass and petrol fame. You remember the Rankuwa pastor who made people drink petrol right? Amen. Ntombi stood up angrily and went "where the fuck is your respect wena? Is Rhulani your friend? Take off that shirt nxa". I didn't understand why she was so mad because she also had my shirt on and she wasn't my girlfriend or friend either. Cynthia hit back "you are overreacting sis. It's just a shirt hle. It's not like I'm gonna eat it and I'm sure abuti Rhu doesn't mind". Ntombi dragged the little rascal to the bedroom. It was so nice to see sexy ladies going at each other right in front of me. Free entertainment I'm telling you. After few minutes they appeared from the bedroom. Ntombi went "please drop this thing at home. Eve is on her way back from Bela Bela. You'll find me here when you come back". She looked so energetic for someone who had a black out the previous night. Cynthia was so angry at her sister. She didn't say much when I drove her to her place. She only spoke when we got to her gate. She begged me to give her my number. At first I said no but when she told me she wanted to send me some stuff I gave her my number immediately. In my mind I was thinking of 'nudes'. Lol every guy wanna have those in his phone. 90% of South African black men have pictures of naked Pulane in their phones. The other 10% are either phoneless or gay. I gave her my number and she said

"Thanks. And ohh, by the way please ewallet me money to buy morning after pill".

THE END

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LETTERS SECTION

Hi Shaz

I am a 21 years old lady from Eastern Cape. I stay with my sister and her husband. My sister works nightshift and my brother-in-law works during the day. So most nights it's just me and him. One night we were watching TV and one thing led to another. I had unprotected sex with him. We agreed it was a mistake and we never did it again. He gave me money to buy morning after pill but I used it to buy a top at Mr Price. I found out recently that I'm pregnant and I'm100% sure my sister's hubby is the father. My sister loves and trusts me wholeheartedly. I cannot terminate the pregnancy because it's against my religion. I really don't wanna hurt my sister because she's so good to me. She's paying for my varsity fees and does everything for me since our parents passed away. I don't know what to do. Please help me.

Warm regards,

Ma-Brrr, Eastern Cape

Chapter 22

"No temptation has seized you except what is common to man. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear.But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can stand up under it" - 1 Corinthians 10:13

Have you noticed that kids these days live their lives like they are acting in a movie? When we were kids we knew where to draw the line. There was no way a teenager could say 'sexual' things to an adult. These days a 12 year old can come to you and tell how  she wants to fuck you. I looked at the little kid and honestly couldn't remember her. I didn't remember promising any small kid sex for that matter. I checked around to ensure Ntombi wasn't listening to me. I went "listen here you little rascal, you are probably mistaking me for one of your High School boyfriends. I don't go around promising people what-what". It was difficult to mention the word 'dick' to her. She looked at me and smiled. Her smile made her more beautiful. She had a brighter future ahead of her. She went "it doesn't help to deny something that can be proven with a blink of an eye". She handed me her phone to let me see the so-called inbox where I promised her sex. Indeed I had an inbox exchange with her. She was the kid who inboxed me promising a blow job after seeing the picture of my AMG. Her Facebook name was Baby-Naj Viz Nicki Nickiyonce La Hotness. She even sent me her number via inbox. Shit, what a small world. It never dawned in my heart that she could be Eve's daughter.  That family needed a dickologist. I handed her the phone back and she rolled her eyes. She went "I'm still waiting for your call. My offer will expire soon if you don't act".

I ignored her. Luckily Ntombi came back before the little kid continued with her bullshit. Ntombi was drinking very fast, you'd swear someone told her the world was coming to an end. On the other hand the little rascal was making love to her bottle. I told Ntombi to slow down and the little rascal jumped to her sister's defence "why must she drink slow? It's not like you get a pain somewhere when she drinks fast". Ntombi told her to mind her tongue because uncle Rhulani wasn't her age. She didn't like that line. She went "he's not my uncle. Do you want him to think I'm a kid". You know a kid is a bitch when she doesn't wanna be referred to as a kid in front of men. Ntombi told her to tow the line or else she'd go home. The rolled her eyes again and shut up. What surprised me was how she drank so slow and kept opening booze for Ntombi whenever she finished her drink. It was like she wanted her sister to get drunk. Whenever Ntombi went to the loo she'd go back to the inbox topic. She asked why I asked for her number if I wasn't planning to call her. I told her we should forget about the inbox because it meant nothing and that I was seeing her sister. She stood up and went "no ways, my sister is not a dating material. You are wasting your time abuti. She's probably bored and wants someone for now. It won't even last 2 weeks. I know my sister. I can take care of you. I know I'm a high school learner but I'm not a stupid. Mental maturity is more important that age. You know age is just a numerical figure". Wow, she just badmouthed her sister and placed herself as the better candidate. She sounded like a DA politician. Ntombi came back before I could respond. My phone rang and it was Michelle. I ignored all her calls. I wasn't in a mood to do white people.

Around 10pm Ntombi was sloshed. She was even crying and puking. It was embarrassing in front of people. The little rascal went mad and used the opportunity to rubbish her little sister. She was like "what did I tell you? Age is just a number. Who looks more mature now?". When she stood up to wipe the puke on her sister's top I got a chance to see her butt. She had a very attractive 'background' behind her. She actually looked younger sitting down, when she stood up she looked over 20. Her curves could drive a pastor out of church and drive him to the nearest pub. She helped me to carry her sister to their car. She was like "I don't have a drivers licence but I can drive. If you don't stay far from here we can drive to your place. This person must sleep as soon as possible". I expected her to be angry Ntombi puked but she seemed excited her sister hit a blackout. I remembered I left a half full bottle of cognac where we were sitting. I walked back into the Shisanyama and I got to the table we were sitting on the bottle was gone. What was I really expecting? You can't leave booze unattended in front of black people and expect to find it after couple of minutes. I went back to the parking lots. I told the little rascal to drive behind me. To be honest, I wasn't in a mood to sleep early. It was one of those nights I didn't want a pussy but lots of alcohol in my system. When we got to my place we carried Ntombi and made her sleep on my bed. The kid went "now she's sleeping? Can we go back to that place? I was starting to have fun?". I looked at her and didn't know what to say. I wanted to go back to Shisanyama but I didn't wanna go with her. Just imagine if I bumped into one of her teachers there, they'd probably think I do small kids. She rolled her eyes and shaped her mouth. I told her we can go together only if she promised to behave. She was like "number one". On our way back to Shisanyama I asked her what her real names were. She told me her real name was Cynthia but she hated the name. We got to Shisanyama and I bought another bottle of cognac. I asked what I should buy her and she said she'd share the cognac with me. Brave girl!!!!!

When she got drunk she started telling me how her father died mysteriously. She told me about how Ntombi changes men like they are a g-strings. The bigger was scoop was "my mom has changed since my father died. She dates young boys and they chow her money and leave. Apparently she has a new one now and if I find him I'll cut his balls". The problem with kids is they can't control alcohol. The minute they can't drunk they start behaving like Edward Snowden, they release classified information. Luckily she changed and started telling me about herself. She wasn't in a relationship but was looking for someone more mature with life experience. She was like "kids can be boring. I'm not the type to talk about series and some teacher, I wanna talk about serious stuff....if you know what I mean". She stood up and went to the bathroom. Damn, her bum got my eyes glued to her. She even had breasts of an adult. I closed my eyes and said a short prayer "Rhu please don't, she's just a kid. Amen". I told myself I should fight temptation and win against it. When she came back she started dancing. Even the guys who had girlfriends kept throwing their horny eyes at her. Her bums twerked naturally. When she sat down I told her we should leave and she protested. I was like "cool, you'll walk to my place then". I started walking and she followed me. The minute she got in the car she passed out and started snoring. Lol what a weak family. When I got to my complex I carried her to the house. I must confess, I got horny at some stage. It's normal, carrying deliciously smelling food will most likely trigger your appetite. I put her on the bed next to her sister who was snoring. She joined the snoring chorus. I switched off the lights and went to the sitting room. I always had dagga in my house. I prepared a roll and went to the window to smoke. I opened the window to make sure the smoke went outside. All lights were off in the house. I prefer to smoke in darkness.

While enjoying my zol I felt something touching my bum.....

THE END

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LETTERS SECTION

Dear Shaz

I have been sleeping with 2 brothers for the last 6 months. One of them knows I'm doing his brother but decided to keep it secret. The other one think he's the only one. The older brother has money but is whack in bed. The little brother is not monied but is Lionel Messi of sex. Now I want to dump one and have a normal relationship with the remaining one. Who do you think I should choose, financial security or good sex?

Regards,

BFF